A slice of my life this afternoon....
Me: did you rip off Nina's sticker from her DS?
Marik: I dunno.
Me: keep your hands off of other people's stuff. That wasn't yours to mess around with. Please apologize to Nina.
Marik: (to Nina) sorry. (to me) well, it's a good thing my girlfriends still like me.
Me: lucky you. and again, don't touch Nina things.
Marik: she could find another family, you know.
calmly, methodically, banging my head against the wall until the arrival of my partner in parenting.