Me: Gwen, babe, you have to turn off the lights and go to bed. Even if you are reading the Bible. Sorry.
Gwen: But I'm almost to the part where there's a big kiss.
Me: (pause) Which book in the Bible are you reading?
Gwen: Leviticus. It's the best.
Now you know Gwen's latest Goodread! And yes, I'm going to go read Leviticus.