2 days into November and my Facebook feed is dripping in sap. Everybody and their mother is participating in the FB Write One Thing You're Thankful For Each Day In November thingy. The problem is everyone's posting textbook 'thankful' statuses.
Eyeroll. Snoozefest. Gag me with a wishbone.
The rule is, you have to post imaginative, humorous, even shallow thankful posts, amongst the tear-jerkers. Preferably a 2:1 sap to non-sap ratio.
C'mon gang, you're killing the fun of Facebook with your I'm thankful for the friendship my dog brings me or I'm thankful for my husband posts. Hey, I'm grateful for my husband, too. And do you know who I tell? MY HUSBAND.
Let's see some I'm thankful that I am all caught up on my shows for this week posts. Because girl, you know it's true.
Count on my Facebook status updates for sap-free thankful posts the entire month of November.