2 days into November and my Facebook feed is dripping in sap. Everybody and their mother is participating in the FB Write One Thing You're Thankful For Each Day In November thingy. The problem is everyone's posting textbook 'thankful' statuses.
Eyeroll. Snoozefest. Gag me with a wishbone.
The rule is, you have to post imaginative, humorous, even shallow thankful posts, amongst the tear-jerkers. Preferably a 2:1 sap to non-sap ratio.
C'mon gang, you're killing the fun of Facebook with your I'm thankful for the friendship my dog brings me or I'm thankful for my husband posts. Hey, I'm grateful for my husband, too. And do you know who I tell? MY HUSBAND.
Let's see some I'm thankful that I am all caught up on my shows for this week posts. Because girl, you know it's true.
Count on my Facebook status updates for sap-free thankful posts the entire month of November.

I am thankful that some random starlet, maybe Brittney Spears, made ugg boots fashionable because they are so comfy and cozy and warm but be honest folks, freakin' UGGly. :) How's that?
Posted by: Natalie | November 03, 2011 at 08:51 AM
SWEET!!! Can't wait. :)
Posted by: Tori | November 03, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Im thankful I'm not on Facebook anymore:)
Posted by: Shellie | November 03, 2011 at 04:03 PM
that was EXACTLY what I was looking forward to reading from people, Natalie. Alas, it was not to be!
LONG LIVE THE UGG!
Posted by: Clisty | November 30, 2011 at 11:21 PM